Santa-Banta Jokes

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1.One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor building when a man came running in to
his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an " Sardarji was in panic. Not
knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor
he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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2.A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The
librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

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3. A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

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4. A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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5. How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.

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6. Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

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7. Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his
checkbook?

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8. Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just
bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

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9. Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. "

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10. A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.then the foreman asked the
sardar why he kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting
farther away from the paint can. "

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